Question

Witam! Proszę o szybkie przetłumaczenie tego tekstu. Jeżeli chodzi o siostrę to mam na mysli pielęgniarkę. Bardzo potrzebne dlatego tyle punktów. Proszę o szybkie rozwiązanie!!!

Answer 1

W : Doctor! Doctor !
D : Hallo
W : Are you a expert from brain ?
D : Hallo
W : Are you a expert from brain ?
D : No I'm not. No I'm not... Yes I'm. It's me.
W : I have a brainache.
D : In that case examine his you imbecile.
W : No, no . He is in my head !!
D : If need take him .
W : Take ?
D : Yes, with head. Every a small part . Nurse, nurse ! Introduce you from a surgrery brain .
S : Yes, sir !
D : Where is lancet ?
S : Doctor is a genius.
D : Where is a bloody lancet ? I have a brainache too.

D2 : Glasses, tendril , kerchief . I' ll operacting.
W : Hi !
D2 : We forgotten anaesthetize his ! Anesthetis, anesthetis !
A : I came that anaesthize you !