Question

Contoh spoof text?????

Answer 1

One day Si Unyil was walking around, he wanted to enjoy the beauty of nature. Suddenly, he was surprised because he saw a lot of people clustered. He went the crowd and asked one of the residents. “What’s going on?” Asked Si Unyil.“There is a road show involving a magical elephant,” the man said. “What do you mean by that magical elephant” asked Si Unyil curiously.“The elephant who only nodded the head to his master, and more amazingly, the elephant understands the human language,” said the man.The explanation made Si Unyil more interested and curious. After a few minutes, Si Unyil was in the crowd. There are many people who tried to make the elephant to nod and all of them were fail. They tried in various ways to make the elephant nodded, but no one won.Seeing the elephant persistence, Si Unyil was more curious. He eventually signed up to participate in the contest. It’s the turn of Si Unyil who faced the magical elephant. In front of the elephant, Si Unyil asked,“Do you know who I am?”The elephant was directly shook his head.“Are not you afraid of me?” asked Si Unyil again. But the elephant was still shaking his head.“Are you afraid of your master?” Said Si Unyil again.Elephants began to hesitate, but he just kept quiet.“If you remain silent, well, I will report it to your master,” threatened Si Unyil. Elephants still shaking his head.“Okay, I ask you once again, are you afraid of your master?” Said Si Unyil once again.Finally, the magic elephant nodded repeatedly and Si Unyil won the game.

Answer 2

Last week I went to the theatre. I had a very good seat. The play was very interesting. I did not enjoy it. A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me. They were talking very loudly. I got very angry. I could not hear the actors. I turned around. I looked at the man and the young woman angrily. They did not pay any attention.

       In the end, I could not bear it. I turned around again. “I could not hear a word” I said angrily.

       “It’s none of your business” the young man said rudely. “This is a private conversation”