dheahandayani “ THE BEEF AND THE CAT ”I do hope you’ll be happy after listening to my story, because getting the audience or listeners happy is the purpose of this story, isn’t it ? Are you ready ? Ok listen to me carefully in order to be able to catch the sound, expression, and others so you can enjoy this story. Long time ago in Aksehir, there lived a happy couple. They were Nasrudin Hoja and his beloved wife. Nasrudin Hoja was a very funny, smart and famous in that country, so everyone knew him very much. He liked going round his village. One day, after he was going round, he brought 2 kilos of beef and when he came in front of the door of his house, he knocked it. Thok Thok Thok ! Honey I’m comming. Then his wife opened the door for him.Kreeet, the sound of the door. Oh dear what is in your hand? 2 kilos of beef, Nasrudin answered. Please use this to make kabob tonight. We will have a big meal this night, he said. Yes, dear I will make nice kabob for you. Said his Wife. Thank you honey, said Nasrudin. As I told you that Nasrudin liked going round, didn’t he?He wasn’t too long at home. Then he asked his wife permission. Honey, I want to go out again, keep the house, said Nasrudin Yes, dear be careful ! Then Nasrudin went out. But do yuo know after that when Nasrudin was out? His wife didn’t make kabob for him, but she cooked the meat for making lunch for her self and her friends instead. Was it a right behavior ? of course no ! It was a big mistake for her. I think sinned against his husband, Nasrudin. Then hours latter, Nasrudin returned and asked whether the kabob was ready. Honey ! have you finished making kabob? Is it ready now ? I’m impatient to have it soon, He asked his wife. You know what about his wife? Of course she was very-very confuse how to answer her husband’s question, because she has cooked the meat for her lunch and ate it up with her friend. Mmm mmm I’m sorry dear, she replied. But the cat ate it all while I was doing chores. Oh no problem ! said Nasrudin. Then Nasrudin grabbed the cat and put it on the scale . And he spoke him self. This cat weighs 2 kilos, he remarked. “So if this is the cat, then where is the beef? An if this the beef, then where is the cat? Oh I’m so confuse about it. And finally he said, “where is the beef? Where is the cat? Where is the beef? Where is the cat? Where is the beef? Where is the cat?, Until he felt sleep. Ok, I think it’s all my story and finally, let me say “Assalamu’alaikum Wr.Wb