In the early morning, there was a mother who trying to woke up her son. Mother : “Wake up, my son! It’s time for you to go to school now!” Son : “Why should I do that? No . . ., no way!” Mother : “Give me some reason why don't you want to go to school!” Son : “Well, a lot of teacher hate me so much. And then, almost all kids in that school hate me too.” Mother : “What??!! That was not a reason for you to stay here. Come on, grab your uniform and go to school right now!” Son : “Okay, give me another reasons why should I come to school!” Mother : “Well. First, you’re 48 years old. And the second, you are the headmaster of that school!”
in the morning before school, Alice and her mother are having a chat while eating breakfast. Alice: "Timmy always makes fun of me mom. he says I'm just a spoiled little girl that can't do anything right. That's why can I please skip school today? I don't wanna meet him." Mom: "Sweet heart, that's not right, I think you have to prove him wrong." Alice: "How can I mommy? he's a big meanie" Mom: "Alice, you're smart, remember, knowledge is power. and all that knowlede is in your books" Alice: "You're saying I can beat Timmy with only books mom?" Mom: "Of course you can, dear." Then Alice Agreed to go to school
later that day Mom (answering phone call): "Hello, who is this?" The caller: " Sorry for the disturbance ma'am, I am Alice's homeroom teacher, your daughter was found beating Timmy in the recess time using her copy of Math book while screaming knowledge is power, she's in the detention now, would you care to come?" Mom (facepalming): "Dear God Alice! Not like that!"
In the early morning, there was a mother who trying to woke up her son.
Mother : “Wake up, my son! It’s time for you to go to school now!”
Son : “Why should I do that? No . . ., no way!”
Mother : “Give me some reason why don't you want to go to school!”
Son : “Well, a lot of teacher hate me so much. And then, almost all kids in that school hate me too.”
Mother : “What??!! That was not a reason for you to stay here. Come on, grab your uniform and go to school right now!”
Son : “Okay, give me another reasons why should I come to school!”
Mother : “Well. First, you’re 48 years old. And the second, you are the headmaster of that school!”
in the morning before school, Alice and her mother are having a chat while eating breakfast.
Alice: "Timmy always makes fun of me mom. he says I'm just a spoiled little girl that can't do anything right. That's why can I please skip school today? I don't wanna meet him."
Mom: "Sweet heart, that's not right, I think you have to prove him wrong."
Alice: "How can I mommy? he's a big meanie"
Mom: "Alice, you're smart, remember, knowledge is power. and all that knowlede is in your books"
Alice: "You're saying I can beat Timmy with only books mom?"
Mom: "Of course you can, dear."
Then Alice Agreed to go to school
later that day
Mom (answering phone call): "Hello, who is this?"
The caller: " Sorry for the disturbance ma'am, I am Alice's homeroom teacher, your daughter was found beating Timmy in the recess time using her copy of Math book while screaming knowledge is power, she's in the detention now, would you care to come?"
Mom (facepalming): "Dear God Alice! Not like that!"