Question

1) Dopasuj początki tych żartów do ich zakończeń.

1. Doctor, doctor! I feel like a yo-yo.
2. Doctor, doctor! I can't stop myself stealing things.
3. Doctor, doctor! Everyone keeps ignoring me.

a) Don't both talk at once please.
b) Next please.
c) Have you teken anything for it?


2) Wybierz najlepszą odpowiedź z pośród podanych i dopasuj do żartu.

1. Doctor, doctor! I think I'm an apple.
a) Are you red or green?
b) Come over here- I won't bite you.

3. Doctor, doctor! I get this feeling that no one can hear what I'm saying.
a) What seems to be the trouble?
b) Yes, I know what you mean.

4. Doctor, doctor! I've only got 59 seconds to live.
a) I haven't got all day.
b) Wait a minut please.

5. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
a) Who said that?
b) Well, see an optocian.

6. Doctor, doctor. No one belives a world I say.
a) Are you sure?
b) Tell me the truth now, what;s your REAL problem?

Answer 1

1)
1. a
2. c
3. b

2)
1. b
3. a
4. b
5. a
6. b
nie ma punktu 2, w sensie nie podałeś/aś