Question

Proszę o napisanie krótkiego,lecz zabawnego tekstu (Rzeczy mogą być nienormalne wymślone) na wymówkę spóźnienia się w szkole "Why are late?" ok 6 zdań Bardzo prosze na jutro

Answer 1

I know, normally I'm so regular! My one night stand said he'd used a condom but it looks like I am pregnant!  :D

 

natomiast jesli jestes chlopakiem:

Im so sorry I'm late. I asked the muggers to be quick but they insisted on beating me a little longer than I would have hoped.I would give you their contact information but I lost consciousness and when I came round they were already gone. I think they may have gone to find their pet because they were shouting something about dogs. Next time I see them I will make sure I get them to call you and confirm it.