Jak to czytać
"My doggy ate my homework.
He chewed it up," I said.
But when I offered my excuse
My teacher shook her head.
I saw this wasn't going well.
I didn't want to fail.
Before she had a chance to talk,
I added to the tale:
"Before he ate, he took my work
And tossed it in a pot.
He simmered it with succotash
Till it was piping hot.
"He scrambled up my science notes
With eggs and bacon strips,
Along with sauted spelling words
And baked potato chips.
"He then took my arithmetic
And had it gently fried.
He broiled both my book reports
With pickles on the side.
"He wore a doggy apron
As he cooked a notebook stew.
He barked when I objected.
There was nothing I could do."
"Did he wear a doggy chef hat?"
My teacher gave a scowl.
"He did," I said. "And taking it
Would only make him growl."
My teacher frowned, but then I said
As quickly as I could,
"He covered it with ketchup,
And he said it tasted good."
"A talking dog who likes to cook?"
My teacher had a fit.
She sent me to the office,
And that is where I sit.
I guess I made a big mistake
In telling her all that.
'Cause I dont have a doggy.
It was eaten by my cat.
Maj dogi at maj homłork.
Hi szałed it ap "Aj sejd.
Bat łen aj oferd maj eksjus.
Maj ticzer szok her hed,
Aj sew this łozynt going łel.
Aj didynt łant to fel.
Bifor szi hed a szens tu talk.
aj adid tu de tejl
Bifor hi ejt, hi tuk maj łork
an tjusend it in a pot
Hi simerd it łicz sołktacz
Til it ła pajping hot.
Hi skramled ap maj sajens nołts
Łicz egs and bejkon strips
Elong łicz sated spiling łorlds
And bejked potejto czips
He den tuk maj artmetik
and had it grentli fret
hi brojled bot maj buk reports
łicz pikles on di sajd
hi łor a dogi apron
as hi kuked a notbuk stef
hi berked łen aj objekted
ger łas nafin aj kud du
did hi łer a dogi szef hat
maj ticzer giw a skołwl
hi did aj sejd and tejkin it
łold onli mejk him grołw
maj ticzer frołned bat den aj sejd
as kłikli as aj kud
hi kołerd it łicz keczup
an hi sejd it tejst gud
a toking dog hu lajks tu kuk
maj ticzer hajs a fit
szi sent mi tu de ofajs
end dad dis łer aj sit
aj gas aj mejd a big mistejk
in teling hil al dad
kjus aj dont hiw a dogi
it was itin bi maj cat.
Niewiem czy wszystko dobrze przetłumaczyłam ale myślę ,że się spodoba ;)